I'm me.

Did you know that white walls are boring?
Well they are, but whatever.

DID YOU ASLO KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE DO DATING ON THE INTERNET?>
Ha ha. That's funny. I haven't done dating in a long time. I think I'll take Kimmy-Jenna out bowling.

Horray!

wtf?
danger is a crappy super hero you guays. He isnt even funny or anything.
god, what a dink.

okay, seriously now. Somebody ias totally trying to kill me, I know it for sure.
I mean nobody js7ut carries a safe up to the roof of a building via a loose rope and pully system from the outside. That's ridiculous. even for here. even for me.
I'll get to the bottoms of this.

IF YOU CAN'T DANCE, IF YOU CAN'T DANCE!
IF YOU CAN'T DANCE, IF YOU CAN'T DANCE!
IF YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING FOR ME, BABY!

OHNOES!!!1
i forgot i even had an internet journal! Billy reminded me i oughts to chekc my e-mails and then i saw this reply to a post and now i remembered about the journal and here i am updating.
ARE YOU ENJOY?!?!?

I hope so

dude,s I am lolling all the way to the bank over here.

okay, so anyhow, what should I talk about? Alright, so these guys don't like me or something and I think they are like going to come down on me like a TON OF BRICKS, but it's cool because i am ready and whatever, but like, it's not like anything will happen to me. Because I Am So Awesome.
TWO HUNDRED DEGREES! THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER... oh wait, we use celcius here. dang


IN OTHER NEWS:
i have nothign else to say.

WHARAHHAASDKSD!!!11@

Where is the bills? Where?

oh man, i am so glad we have the red guy here
That means i don't have to shovel snow. PHEW!!1

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Ha ha! that's great!

Ha ha. I haven't posted in a while have i?
Wheeee!! Halloween was SO GREAT!
I ATE ALL THIS CANDY AND THEN PUKED ALL OVER
Kimmy-Jenna was mad at me for that, but the guys had a good laugh. And then she made us clean it up, but they went out for pizza and left me alone.
It was okay though, because afterwards, my dear kimmyjenna treated me to something special if you know what I mean.
wink wink, right?
She made me egg salad sandwiches. My favourite! I love her so much. SO MUCH!!
Kiss kiss, turtle dove!

What else happened? Oh right, the bookstore is totally still decorated. I don't want to take all the awesome Halloween stuff down, but my fuzzy buddy there says we have to. He knows a lot more about running a store than me anyhow, so I guess I'll go along with it.
Heh. I took Billy trick or treating. He was dressed up as Robo Cop and I went out as zombie Buddy Holly. It was so radical. Oh man, I love this time of year.

That red dude, he scared people ALL OVER the place! Like a mad crazy fella! It was AWESOME TO THE EXTREME!!!
LOL!
Wait, that means laughing out loud right? Something like that.
That's what I am doing! LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
HA HA! I love everything,.

I love coffee. People say it will stunt your growth, but guess what!
I fell into a lake and turned into a green whatever, and my height has been the same ever since. SO THERE, JACK HOLES!

I love coffee.

Why does our computer keep saying it has a virus? How can a computer get sick?
I don't even know where I am suppose to take it's temperature! Stupid computer.
Where is Billy when you need him?
Heck, even my sugar muffin would know what to do. Most likely.
Oh, I didn't type about her. Her name is Kimmy-Jenna, and she is the best girl ever.
She's got these cute little feet, that i like to lick. I will go find her and give her kisses.

And then get a glass of water.

No wonder I don't have any pets.

They just pee on you!

What is the deal with Batman villains? Just because they are goofy looking they decide to go insane and cause trouble?
I never turned into a super villian when I fell in the lake! I just stayed me!

Stupid Batman Rogues Gallery! YOU'LL GET YOURS!!

man, look at me.
i am on the internet.
this isn't so hard, at all. that darn billy thinks he is so smart.
hey, how do i get capital letters on this thing/
hey... how do i get a question mark/////
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STUPID BUTTON... oh hey. CAPS LOCK GIVES CAPTIAL LETTERS. That's pretty cool.
But it is kind of bothersome to use. I am sure I will figure it out sooner or later.